Give It a Patch

You've always loved denim. Why? I'm going to tell you now.

1. Very Versatile: Jeans, and jackets for all genders and ages. Plus, especially for girls, skirts, and the occasional purse.
2. Considerably Comfortable
3. Famously Fashionable - Since 1950
4. Defiantly Durable - But these days you can get them pre-worn out. Who knows why...
5. Highly Handy: Just as you've finished washing your hands you pick up a towel to dry them, but one wiff of that rank thing makes you think twice about it. No other towel is to be seen, and you want to get back to your movie quickly, (with dry hands) so instanly you reach down and wipe your hands on your jeans.

I hope you've enjoyed my work of enlightenment.