Mind the Rap and Fat
Evan and I went to go get his pound after church, at the light, we pulled up to this guy that you get the idea he thinks he's "all that and a bag of chips". As we pulled away when the light turned green, Evan breaks out in this rap of how he sees the guy in his rear view mirror, and continues with rhyme and hilarity. The next one he did was on this large lady who wasn't payin no 'ttention to his blinker. Somthing along the lines of... : "You got a double chin, and it's only cause ya sin... " "... and it's not cause your fat, just because you ain't saved." (reasons for going to hell, which Evan didn't actually mention, but insinuated. ) We all love Evan dearly.
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What's not to love about him?
Uh... he's lazy and snitches ice-cream all the time. Oh, and sometimes his music is not so musical. But... other than that, not much!
And gets huge bowls of cereal 3 of 4 cups.
I know other people like that... HINT HINT
yeah, wut's wrong with lotz o' cereal....and ice cream? snitching it is the fun part!
It's annoying cause mom threatens to take away our cereal... she gives us oats instead, and why should I suffer because he's wasting mom's money? That's always annoyed me, and I'm not opposed to ice-cream other than Friday... I just like having permission... That's just me. I'm sure it's thrilling to see how much ice-cream you can fit on one spoon!
One time I got half or more of the ice cream I had in my cup on the spoon
yeah, one time there was about 3 inches of ice cream left in the container, and i stuck my spoon in it, and lifted all of it out! it was so cool!
that is a lot like MY brother Evan. he raps and eats a lot of serial.
Train of thought-DC talk in the 80's haha. haha. Listen to them. It's amazing
is it just coincidence that guys who have the name Evan are cute/hott(depending on age) and funny?!?
and like cereal?
That depends... Peter, would you say that your brother is "hott"? Because I know my Evan apparently has "the hots for you"... and he has good taste. Is it not kown that families look a like?
My brother is definitely hott. I would also like to apologize for my miss-use of the word serial. My brother is, perhaps, a serial cereal eater, but does not actually eat serial. He's coming home this summer, and hopefully will play lots of ultimate with us. He has also vowed to teach me to play softball over the summer. That will be interesting. One of the mainstream sports that doesn't come naturally to me...
like I said: guys with the name Evan are hott
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