"Various Grunting Noises"

I can barely keep my attention on my writing at the moment. In no attempt to focus any more than I am, I start groaning. A small jaunt to the kitchen was in order. I being hunched over and making various grunting noises must have been something to behold. I raided the chocolate chip bag, but on my way back to the computer my form was moved back to normal for fear of a beating with a long tube that my mom had her eye one.